REGRET! SCRIPT DIDN'T RUN!A bard sits quietly at table, tuning his instrument. The sight of you approaching piques his interest, and he offers a selection of tunes to fill the inn with mirth and wonder.
The bard also has an extensive back catalog of songs. You briefly wonder how he is able to make all of these different sounds with a single instrument, but then stop when you realize pondering on it too long would break immersion.